NEW ALIGNMENT CHART - 1.25" pinback buttons

$3.00

Shipping to United States: $10.00


Tired of the original, limiting 9 alignments? Boy do we have just the thing for you! The set of nine buttons makes a great gift for your local DM.

CHAOTIC EDGY - The obligatory party edgelord. Does 'bad things' because they're 'cool'. Probably wears a lot of black and leather. Probably a vampire.

CHAOTIC STUPID - Flings themselves headlong into... Everything. Battle. Ponds. Gelatinous Cubes. EVERYTHING.

CHAOTIC FABULOUS - Probably your party bard. Glitter, silk, makeup, preens like a peacock every morning and makes all the rest of you late for breakfast.

LAWFUL SLUTTY - Flashes cleavage at everyone. Even the guards. Probably the mayor. Sleeps around but feels no shame and swears it's 'for the greater good'.

LAWFUL BORING - Makes the rest of the party yawn simply by existing. Follows every law of every land in exhaustive to-the-letter detail.

LAWFUL ANXIOUS - 120% concerned about what the guards think of them. 150% concerned about what the mayor thinks of them.

NEUTRAL MOM - Does exactly as the mom friend should, and ONLY as the mom friend should. Nags you to wear dry socks. Probably always has snacks.

NEUTRAL SAD - Tragic backstory second only to Chaotic Edgy. Quite possibly also your party's Bard or Cleric.

NEUTRAL JERK - 500% doesn't care what that guards think of them. Cares even less about what YOU think of them.

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